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ChubbiesTrunks-005(Blog)The Trunkelstilstkins, c/o Chubbies. 

Remember when Chubbies was all like, “what if we made the best swim trunks ever?”

And then they did.

And then they were all like, “let’s give a pair away!”

I totally remember. It’s happening right now.

 

To enter the Chubbies Swim Trunks giveaway, just leave a comment on this post letting us know which pair you’d like to do a cannonball in. That’s it. It’s almost too easy, really.

We’ll pick a winner by random on Tuesday, August 27th around cocktail hour.

 

Extra high fives for liking:

 

*THIS GIVEAWAY IS NOW CLOSED! CONGRATULATIONS TO JOHN FISHER FOR WINNING!*

Comments

  8. Louie Scola says

    Definitely can go for those BODACIOUS Crush Stations or would Boomslam in The Gainers for sure!

  21. Alaaro says

    Sex on the Beach. So when I win them I can immediately go have sex on the beach when them pulled down around my ankles.

  28. Frank says

    I bet I could do a 720 stalefish into the Bushwood CC pool while chugging a beer, winning at darts, and eating a 5-dollar foot long all at the same time if I had a pair of Kerplunketytrunkensteins to wear!

  31. Lee Henry says

    Probably the draft trunks I need some to wear on my boat!!
    Chubbies do not disappoint!

  36. Zach Dombkowski says

    I would very much appreciate it if I could be awarded the Greatful shreds.
    That way I could get turnt up and attack all the ladies!

  40. Vincent Giovagnoli says

    Lemme get those trunky monkeys, because apparently no one else but me realizes there’s a weed leaf on it. Perfect addition.

  46. Ryker Saltsman says

    When i order a pizza with extra cheese, i make sure i answer the door wearing some Moby Ds. Call me Ishmael

  47. Kevin Graine says

    In a perfect green world i would like the Dr. Trunksteins, but it isn’t a perfect green world so i have to go with the Moby Ds

  48. Brian Kim says

    The Chunky Monkeys are calling my name! Those would look sick with a tank from Chubbies!

  49. Brian Kim says

    The Trunky Monkeys are calling my name! They’d be sick with a new tank from the Chubbies website!!

  57. Tara Grinnell says

    The Dr. Trunkensteins for my boyfriend who’s 30 years my senior. He needs some Chubbies.

  58. Scott says

    To date I’ve cannonball kerplunked in the following order: 1) The Count Trunkulas 2) The Gainers 3) and as of today, The Mahis cubed. Only one thing left to do… I choose The Trunkey Monkeys. An instant classic.

  59. Alex falcon says

    I’d definetly want to do a cannonball in the 360 tomahawks just to grab some extra attention from the ladies

  72. Austin Ingram says

    Clearly the Moby D’s!! Cause they’re the most radtacular, boomlicious, and slamdunkcious swim shorts out there!!!

  73. Peter Seltenright says

    Side banging in some 360 Tomahawk Trunks. Sidebanging: when one cannonballs on their side. It’s a real thing.

  81. Georgia Brown says

    Sitting here pool side, my feet submerged with a glass of Bacardi and coke wishing for a pair of Grateful Shreds.

  82. Gerald says

    Owning a pair of the Moby D’s would make my quads so strong that one quad alone could probably raise 5 children on a nurses salary. Plus, it would look great on me when I cannonball into the Caspian Sea from a helicopter.

  92. Mmmmmason says

    The Kerplunketytrunkensteins. Not only do they have the reddest name, but they’ll enable me to crush it when I’m at work life guarding.

  94. Lemon says

    I believe the Daft Trunks will effectively hide my thunder all whilst allowing me to suplex summer on outta here.

  95. Gibson says

    I want the Gainers or Gnarly Sheens size Large and well if I don’t win a free pair we both know I’ll be pretty crushed

  98. Conner Trapasso says

    The trunkelstilskins. Keep it classy with the all white thigh liberators for sure.

  99. Taylor Bracken says

    My thighs will only hit water when accented by the 360 Tomahawk Trunks. BOOMSHAKALAKA!

  107. Noah Lilly says

    My thighs are free when dry, but oppressed when wet. The “Trunky Monkeys” will change that.

  110. Bruce Fowler says

    Them Trunkelstilstkins would look beyond radical paired with my flawless cannonball. 10.0

  114. Dylan Kane says

    The Trunky Monkeys are the raddest trunks out there and I definitely wouldn’t mind a free pair of those bad mamma jammas.

  127. Josh Cook says

    Because the baddest mamma jamma in the South wants a pair of Mahi Mahi’s SON! SOTO!!!!

  144. Drew says

    I’ll take the Mahi Mahi Mahis!

    P.S. whose ready for some SEC football? Watching games in Sept. on the lake with good friends, good drink, and good football? Only these trunks could make it any better!

  145. Morgan Benjamin says

    I’d love to have a pair of the Trunky Monkeys. I live in Florida and have yet to see such a pair of trunks so stunning. I’d love to turn heads walking down Seaside.

  147. Jackie Crawford says

    Dear Sweet Baby Jesus, please give us a pair of the Crush Stations. My husbands thighs are OUT.OF.CONTROL.

  150. Jack Welsh says

    The Mahi Mahi Mahi’s. 3 Mahi’s? That’s ridonkulous. Nearly illegal. It’s like fishing with dynamite.

  157. Aaron W. says

    The Count Trunkulas, no question. With a name resembling the best villain cereal, Count Chocula, they’re just begging to be worn in a cannonball contest between me and any other cargo-short/capri wearing tool.

  160. Devonte Spencer says

    I’m sick, and the only things I trust to help are more cowbell and Dr. Trunkensein.

  165. Allison V. says

    I have GOT to get my husband into a pair of these. I think he would be a big fan of those Gnarlie Sheens!

  172. Justin O'Dea says

    The Hoffs, I think that I’d pulled a legendary cannonball in them one that even the original Hoff couldn’t pull.

  174. Imahn says

    I think I would look really good doing a cannonball in the 360 Tomahawk’s. Just saying. Think about it

  186. Matias Brizuela says

    “Man-thigh Mondays”? More like Man-thigh everyday in the 360 Tomahawk Trunks!

  202. Peter says

    I want the 360 Tomahawk Trunks because of how A.C. Slater they are…and we can all use a little bit more of A.C. Slater in my life.

  205. Jeron says

    Could ruin the swim trunk game with a new pair of Crush Stations to add to my Chubbies collection.

  213. Peter Simon says

    I’d go for style points by doing a 360 canon ball in a radical pair of 360 Tomahawks and then Tomahawk chop the shit out of the water.

  225. Ryan Evans says

    Those most radtacular 360 Tomahawk Trunks! Those bad mamma jammas are sure to keep summer keep on keepin’ on! KABOOMSHWA!

  229. Lindsay C. says

    Caroline, I wish every post got this many comments. That would be amazing.

    As far as the contest, I think if I win that the pair of swim trunks I’d get, and I’m going to try this name, the Kerplunketytrunkensteins. Solely for name alone. And so I can recreate the Hasselhoff jog down the beach. But mostly the name.

    Thanks for the opportunity!

  233. Eric Mihaly says

    The Moby D’s would come in clutch for my free fall out of a helicopter into the Atlantic later this month.

  238. Nick G says

    Gonna pick up the ladies and have a good night with the bros with the Trunkelstilstskins!

  243. Rooney says

    The Grateful Shreds. These trunks pay tribute to the most legendary, Chubbies rocking, face melting, tie-dye wearing, jam band to ever come out of the great city of San Francisco.

  245. Andrew Utter says

    If you guys could hook me up with the gainers, I would definitely gainer into every pool with style

  252. Connor says

    I feel like the trunky monkeys can get funky, feeling the monkey vibe. Ya picking up what I’m putting down?

  256. Ryan says

    I would love to do a thigh-liberating cannonball from the second story of my apartment complex into the pool with a brewski in hand, rocking a pair of the Count Trunkulas!

  261. Dylan Kane says

    I would definitely dig a pair of The Trunky Monkeys to cannonball all over the place in.

  265. Christian Pusateri says

    I certainly want those daft trunks, because if I’m going to liberate my thighs and bust those bad babies open im going to do it with a pair of chubbies. But not just any chubbies, instead I’m going to slap on a shining spectacular and superior design of hawaiian goodness. Letting my legs breath never felt so good.

  271. Phil DiBenedetto says

    I go to lsu, I’ll cannonball into the university lake in the mahi mahi mahi’s.

  273. Chillo says

    I’d Prob just crush out a phatty-bo’batty-boomslam of a Jack Knife in those Gnarlie Sheens!! Gotsss to stay winning!

  274. Jacob Clifton says

    The 360 Tomahawk Trunks look pretty killer, but that’s just me trying to make a clever pun. But I do want them. . Is the beer included?

  277. Brandon Turner says

    The Sex on the Beach’s would complete my collection, until the next new style comes out that is!

  292. Zachary Curtis says

    In the 360 Tomahawks, I can further fight the Cargonists while perfecting my cannonball technique and enjoying a nice poolside beverage.

  295. James cowabunga says

    When you go swimming with these your not actually swimming the water just fears you. Trunkelstilskins

  297. chandler suggs says

    duuuude the mahi mahi mahis i would without a doubt do a rightous gainer into a lake with

  302. Ryan Center says

    Please, I Need the Daft Trunks. If I am not supplied sufficient Anti-Cargo medicine, my cargoshorts disease might come out of remission. I beg of you, don’t do this to my thighs. They just want to be free.
    #cargoawareness

  307. Kyle Levy says

    Oh I would no doubt boomslam right into the water in a nice thigh liberating pair of DAFT TRUNKS!

  312. Wesley Haynes says

    I want the legendary “GRATEFUL SHREDS” I heard that if you wear them you automatically become leader to the maui warrior tribe

  317. James says

    The Dr. Trunkensteins. I just got my PHD in Chubology, and a doctah has got to wear his official scrubs to work (which is all play, who are we kidding). It’s also my birthday this week, so there’s my shameless plug.

  322. Andrew Ramirez says

    I’m a Trunky Monkey kind of man. You don’t find a fresh pair of funkadellygroovenheimers like that just laying around.

  325. Christian Owsley says

    Let me help you by helping me obtain all the chubbies shorts they have to offer. Boomshakalaka and let those thighs be liberated

  343. Jeff says

    I could really go for some blackened Mahi Mahi right now… Or just the Mahi Mahi Mahi Chubbies swim trunks please.

  363. Thomas Calatrello says

    I’d love a pair of Trunkleberry Fins to show off around campus here at University Alabama.

  367. Austin Weimer says

    So I heard you are giving away a FREE pair of shorts. If that is true it would be radtacular if some fine lads like yourselves would send me a pair of the 360 Tomahawk Trunks. Thank you and have a nice day.

  369. Jon Kerby says

    I heard Michael Phelps attributes all his gold medals to training in chubbies trunks, so hit me up with those 360 tomahawks *

  375. Mitch says

    I’d cannon ball everyday for the rest of my life in the Mahi Mahi Mahis or the Trunky Monkeys.

  377. Julian Van Horn says

    Gnarlie Sheen was a personal friend of mine. It would only be right for me to have a pair

  382. Christiano says

    The Trunkelstiltskins.

    What is classier than white on (slightly tanned) white? Holy Santa Claus shit.

  384. Lawson says

    Those Trunky Monkeys would nice. But, to be honest, all of these game changers are top notch.

  385. Carlton Neil says

    I could seriously go for the gainers. My tan thighs could use some forward backflipping liberation.

  393. Jon Kerby says

    I heard micheal attributes his gold medals training in chubbies swim trunks, so I’d like to rock the 360 tomahawks

  406. John Kilpatrick says

    I need the Gnarlie Sheens so my thighs can be free and win at everything if they feel the need to. Hook a fellow chubster up.

  411. John Kilpatrick says

    I need the Gnarlie Sheens so my thighs can be free and win at everything if they feel the need to. Hook a fellow chubster out.

  413. JT says

    The Trunky Monkeys look pretty rad, wouldn’t mind a pair to liberate my thighs whilst gliding across ze waters.

  428. Clayton Moyer says

    I’d love to own a pair own the 360 tomahawk trunks but anything I can show off my lovely thighs in I’m happy with.

  442. Christine says

    I’d gift the Hammer Trunks to my husband. He’s an Army Officer and nothing is more American than a pair of Chubbies Swim Trunks.

  444. Chris says

    First, love the new site! Second, I’d have to say the Trunky Monkeys would definitely help with some poolside Thigh Liberation!

  446. JNN says

    The Daft Trunks will help me uphold my rule of “there are many ways to enter a pool and the stairs is not one of them.” I’ve also been known to wear my swim trunks around town, and occasionally not at all when I’m in my own pool.